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At age 25 – Yo! Where is the love of my life? Hot, good looking guy seeking a hot, good looking girl to give you the time of your life. Dancing fool who loves to par-tee all night long. Beach, beer and bongs – the Three Master B’s. What more can you want? I’m here, waiting for the luckiest girl in the world to come and help me make us the hottest couple on the boardwalk.

At age 45 – Life loving, music aficionado SWM looking for like-minded soul mate. Enjoys cooking or a nice dinner out and a fine bottle of wine now and then. Tries to keep in good shape, but not fanatical about it. Likes going to concerts, movies, a ballgame occasionally or just sitting on the beach. An avid reader, also stays on top of current events and likes to stay informed about the world. Likes pets, but considers more than three a pack. Wants to find a long-term partner with similar interests to share life’s experiences.

At age 65 – Single man. 60+. Hearing works – mostly. Can still drive at night. Willing to share dentures.

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